May 26 2012
∞
THE BEST OF US CAN FIND HAPPINESS IN MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISERY
(via isangelical)
+
∞
remember the time shrek 2 ended with the best animated music number ever for no apparent reason
(via isangelical)
May 24 2012
∞
they should sell miniature clones of band members so that when you’re having a bad day you can just pick them out of your pocket and have them hug your finger and play songs for you and give you pep talks
(via isangelical)
May 22 2012
∞
What's wrong with our society.
- Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
- America: Well sure why not?
- Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
- America: Whatever you want!
- Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
- America: Okay, sounds like fun!
- Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
- America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
May 21 2012
∞
i just imagine it saying “buy me if you have the balls, fucker”
(Source: jkimisyellow, via isangelical)
May 20 2012
∞
May 13 2012
∞
Joke of the day
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”
(via isangelical)
May 10 2012
∞
I hate the word homophobia.
It is not a phobia.
You are not scared.
You are just an asshole.
what if someone had an actual phobia though
like with people who are arachnaphobic
a gay person comes into their house and they stand on a chair screaming and swatting them with a broom or something
#or they get a really huge glass to put over the gay person #and then slide a big piece of paper underneath and put them outside
DSLKGNJFDZ;GH
(via isangelical)
May 05 2012
∞
+
∞
Child’s worst Nightmares by Joshua Hoffine
Are you kidding? Some of these are STILL my nightmares.
these are horrifying.
(via isangelical)
